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Weekly World News® Lousy Tee

$ 34.99
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Take a trip aboard the Weekly World Mothership!

No happy memories. No secrets of the universe. No meaningful explanation for what happened up there. Just regrets, missing time and this lousy T-shirt. On the bright side, it was pretty nice of the aliens to send you home with a souvenir.

  • Black crewneck tee
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Unisex fit: looks great on all Creeps!

THE FABRIC: This tee is 100% combed ring-spun cotton, which means it’s more durable than your average plain cotton tee, yet feels twice as soft. That’s not voodoo magic, that’s science. Just another way we’re keeping you comfortable at Creepy Co.

THE FIT: Please consult the fit chart to determine your exact sizing. Please note: Because this product is made when you order it, returns and exchanges are permitted only for defective or damaged items.

NOTE: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!